The Principal ([personal profile] principals) wrote in [community profile] schoolisin2014-08-29 09:59 pm

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Who: All y'all
When: Day 1 – Morning
Where: Everywhere
What: School is in

[Somewhere, a bell begins to ring. You may know the type—obnoxious and loud, signalling the start of a brand new day of lectures and learning. Rise and shine, lovelies; wakey wakey eggs and bakey! And with that, just as the toll falls silent, you hear the sound you may have been waiting for: the click of a lock.

You're free to explore.]
tsuns: (pic#3638852)

[personal profile] tsuns 2014-08-31 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, maybe a little edible. Barely. I'm a growin' guy, you know? Am I supposed to survive on a damn apple?

[ even though he's ripping open his colour-coded assigned beef jerky. you snooze, you lose, science peeps. ]
cerulean_troll: (my world view (of food) is shattered)

[personal profile] cerulean_troll 2014-08-31 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's possible to go without food for four to eight weeks as long as we have water, so you can survive on an apple.

It may not be worth living, but it can be done.
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[personal profile] tsuns 2014-08-31 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ but....BUT.....! ]

This is some real messed up school. Don't they know kids and people eat beef? And burgers and fried rice and octopus sausages? Not just...an apple!

[ holding one right now. also holding back a few frustrated tears. ]

If someone's gonna take me some place where I don't know where the hell I am, at least give me a feast!
cerulean_troll: (my world view (of food) is shattered)

[personal profile] cerulean_troll 2014-08-31 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? The food is normally the best part about being drafted, too...
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[personal profile] tsuns 2014-08-31 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Think about it. There should be food nights. Traditional night, world food night. Omelete night. Noodle night.

A breakfast buffet!

[ he's only succeeding in making himself hungry ]
cerulean_troll: (Smile)

[personal profile] cerulean_troll 2014-08-31 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
All you can eat really does sound good right about now. Let's add some Chinese food, too. Ginger beef and orange chicken would be nice.
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[personal profile] tsuns 2014-08-31 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ahhhhhh ]

Yeah! A steak! Okonomiyaki! Desserts as far as the eye could see!
cerulean_troll: (my world view (of food) is shattered)

[personal profile] cerulean_troll 2014-08-31 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Desserts, then... Crepes would be good. You can have two of them at once, even. And cake. Cheesecake of all kinds and chocolate cake... And some burnt chocolate cake that's good even though it's burnt.
tsuns: (pic#3638889)

[personal profile] tsuns 2014-08-31 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh!

[ his stomach growls at the thought ] All this is doin' is making me want food that isn't for a grade school kid's lunch.
cerulean_troll: (Smile)

[personal profile] cerulean_troll 2014-09-01 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a bad thing, though. The hunger keeps you alert so you can better find food.
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[personal profile] tsuns 2014-09-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
More like it just makes me wanna sleep some more...