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[principals]

Who: All y'all
When: Day 1 – Morning
Where: Everywhere
What: School is in

[Somewhere, a bell begins to ring. You may know the type—obnoxious and loud, signalling the start of a brand new day of lectures and learning. Rise and shine, lovelies; wakey wakey eggs and bakey! And with that, just as the toll falls silent, you hear the sound you may have been waiting for: the click of a lock.

You're free to explore.]

Comments

[cantstopthebeat]

The food is fine, but—I'm not going to trust it, either.

The only problem is, we don't know what's going to be safe to eat and what's not safe to eat here.

[anoblecaws]

Well, I know what some things are. Plus, worst case scenario, we can just feed something to someone else here and see if there's any ill effects! Nya ha ha!

[...Henry...]

[cantstopthebeat]

I know what some things are too, but you can't always depend on things either...

... We're not going to feed them to someone else, though.

[anoblecaws]

Well, why not? They don't even have to be on [he checks her outfit] blue team if that's what you're worried about!

[cantstopthebeat]

Because they're still a person! We can figure out something else.

[anoblecaws]

Well, we're not going to feed it to an animal. You only kill animals if you plan to eat them, and poisoned meat isn't very good for you.

Also, poisoning isn't a very respectful way to kill an animal.

[...what?]

[cantstopthebeat]

I'm not suggesting that, either.

[anoblecaws]

Oh, good.

[And then he's back to normal.]

Well, what should we do, then?