principals: (! uh huh)
The Principal ([personal profile] principals) wrote in [community profile] schoolisin2014-09-01 10:28 pm

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Who: Everyone
When: Day 1 – noon
Where: The Auditorium
What: ROUND 1 BEGINS

[Some hours have passed, leaving you time to mingle and explore to your hearts content. However, as the clocks tick over to noon … the bell rings again. And this time, it's followed by the hissing static of an intercom system.]

Ahem! Ahem, is this thing on? Ahh, yes … If all Students and Instructors could kindly make their way to the Auditorium, our first class can begin.

[Those people who are understandably reluctant to follow that instruction may just find their feet moving for them, plodding them into the massive assembly hall. Once they're there, the door slams shut and locks behind them.

… There's nobody there, but the intercom is still on.]

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This instructor has finally put on some clothes! … kind of … She's mutilated the shirt, cutting off most of the bottom, the collar, and both of the sleeves, and she's hacked the pants into shorts.

She just flops into a chair and lounges there, watching everyone. ]
experiencepoints: (pic#6944667)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-09-01 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... You're here too, Braid?

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ARE YOU TALKING TO ME you are ... talking to me, aren't you. ]

Uh, should I know you?

[ Behold this astonishing lack of recognition. ]
experiencepoints: (But can we talk about cockmonglers?)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-09-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... Fuck, another one who doesn't remember?

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember plenty, thanks!
experiencepoints: color by <user name=dialga> (So much for my career as a pitboss.)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-09-01 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But not the castle.

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds t'me like you've got a case of mistaken identity goin' on.
experiencepoints: (Shitting dick nipples.)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-09-01 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ffffuck it I DON'T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO GUESS HOW YOU'D REACT TO THINGS DAMNIT THIS IS HARD]

... Would it help if I told you I'm a friend of Bluebird and Spark?

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ O ... Okay no that gets her attention. ]

How? They can't be anythin' save for long dead.
experiencepoints: (What am I s'posed to do with this chikn)

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2014-09-01 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
... Dead? What do you mean?

[I don't like where this is going.]
islandcourage: (Confident Smirk)

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[personal profile] islandcourage 2014-09-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm betting you haven't heard anything either, right?

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothin' from whoever brought us here, nope.
islandcourage: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] islandcourage 2014-09-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn.

Upside, I've invented the W-tazer.

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... The what what?

[ WHAT IS A TAZER ]
islandcourage: (Smug)

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[personal profile] islandcourage 2014-09-01 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, the zappy thing in your utility belt.

I was in the supply closet 'til now cobbling together two of them into something better.

Hey, can I borrow yours?

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eyes her, one brow raised. ]

No.
islandcourage: (Laughing)

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[personal profile] islandcourage 2014-09-01 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch, stingyyy.

It's just a thing you don't know what does. Leave it to the experts, and stick to your antiquated beatdown sticks.
carnatious: (Does it make you who you are?)

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[personal profile] carnatious 2014-09-01 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a thing that is my thing, and I ain't in the habit of sharing. Least of all with strangers.

Find your own stuff.
islandcourage: (Confident Smirk)

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[personal profile] islandcourage 2014-09-01 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... about that.

[PULLING OUT A HANDGUN. And. Showing it off, not pointing it at her.]

I borrowed it from the closet. Isn't it awesome? A nice high caliber, too... damn good for stopping power.