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[principals]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 1 – noon
Where: The Auditorium
What: ROUND 1 BEGINS

[Some hours have passed, leaving you time to mingle and explore to your hearts content. However, as the clocks tick over to noon … the bell rings again. And this time, it's followed by the hissing static of an intercom system.]

Ahem! Ahem, is this thing on? Ahh, yes … If all Students and Instructors could kindly make their way to the Auditorium, our first class can begin.

[Those people who are understandably reluctant to follow that instruction may just find their feet moving for them, plodding them into the massive assembly hall. Once they're there, the door slams shut and locks behind them.

… There's nobody there, but the intercom is still on.]

Comments

[evenimprobable]

No kidding. I didn't notice that at all.

[carptricks]

[In a possible attempt to lighten the mood?]

I get the feeling I should be pretty glad for that.

[evenimprobable]

I'll find something else to kick at you if I have to.

[carptricks]

Scary. I'd prefer it if you didn't kick objects at my face during a game, though.

[evenimprobable]

Why not? It'd be a good distraction.

[uh oh what's this he's loosening his shoe off his foot]

[carptricks]

. . . [BACKING UP]

H-hey! I don't wanna spend this game unconscious!

[evenimprobable]

. . . that's not a bad idea, actually. Hold still for a second.

[carptricks]

[WHAT]

-- no way! I'm not holding still while you kick things at my head!

[evenimprobable]

Then run - I like moving targets, too.

[carptricks]

. . .

You wouldn't.

[evenimprobable]

I would.

[carptricks]

[HE TOTALLY WOULD]

You wouldn't.

[evenimprobable]

[well

the only thing to do here is

KICK A SHOE AT YOUR HEAD]