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Who: Anyone
When: Day 1, evening
Where: Anywhere
What: MINGLE

[Okay but WHY ARE THE SPRINKLERS ON in the foyer and all along the central corridors?]

[They're just ... going to keep going. And going. And going, for just over half an hour, until there are some nice puddles all over the floors.]

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Ahh.

I recommend having a backup plan for after the killing and maiming becomes old hat. It was boring for me after a while.

[INTO THE MATHDORM also hey grabbing my medkit and heading over to the sink.]

Do you have a preference for which hand or finger?

Backup plan?

[ you. you say such weird things big sis ]

We don't need that.

[ releasing luki's hand to go and--grab onto one of belt's index fingers. ]

I want this one.

If you say so... Ahh--an important one, at that.

Very well. [Holding it over the sink.]

I shall try not to jerk around too much. It is key to avoiding damage.

Ooookay!

[ AT LAST TO THE FUN THING.

luki produces a two-person saw, usually used to cut big things like lumber. where did she get that from? where was she hiding it? who actually knows. ]

Now, answer our question!

How many fingers do you have, big sis?

Ten, obviously.

[BRACING. HERSELF. QUIETLY.]

Yayyy! Big sis got it right!

[ posing the saw over zaniah's finger, grabbing onto one end and letting noki grab the other ]

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[ grabbing onto the other end! and pressing the blade down right above macaron's knuckle. ]

And what's ten minus--[ pulling the blade back, to saw at the finger. ]--one, again?

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[YEAH THAT IS THE PAIN OF A FINGER GETTING SAWED ON.]

[GRITTING HER TEETH AND... actually staying mostly quiet.]

Nine..!

Ding ding ding diiiiing!!

[ yanks the blade back, as if they were playing a fierce game of tug-o-war - she puts her entire weight on her handle even, pulling it down as well as across the finger ]

You got it riiiight!

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[ when noki pulls on the saw, it's only slightly more gentle--because she's still holding onto the finger itself, making sure it won't drop when it comes loose. ]

Wow big sis, you're really good at math!

Thank... You...

[The voice is harsher on Luki's drags--and it's notable that her bones are weaker than what you'd expect from most people!]

[ow. ow. ow.]

[ when the finger disconnects noki--looks down at it for a second, before raising it up over her head. ]

I got it, Luki!

Very good... [Okay this pain is fine I CAN FOCUS PAST THIS OKAY.]

Now then, would you kindly fetch me the gauze from there? [pointing at a medical kit.]

But I want it, Noookiii. . .

[ . . . pauses, dropping the saw ]

Eh?

[ . . . well okay. grabs. this medical kit??

. . . . offers her. . . the whole thing. . . ]

[Takes it and sets it down, grabbing a wad of gauze and pressing it on her hand.]

Now, kindly press this down on the injury, would you? I will show you how to teat this kind of wound, should you need it.

Luki and Noki don't need to treat missing fingers. . we regenerate!

[ whatever man she's gonna go and wave this finger around in the air. ]

I'll share, I'll share!

[...well fine JUST MAKES A BARRIER KEEP IT PRESSED THERE while she raises her hand and applies pressure on the blood vessels leading to the area.]

Regeneration will only get you so far. There are some opponents who can void it--and then you are doomed without a backup plan.

. . . .

[ looks

somewhat frozen ]

Fuu. . . .

But Fuu only punishes us when we do bad. .

This 'Fuu' is not the only one who wields such power.

[Do you hear that girly eldritch whisper?? And feel that dark power???]

[Because if you feel magic there is a lot of dark magic and suddenly rune tats on Zaniah.]

At my full capabilities, there is nothing I cannot kill in a single strike. Be it god, man, or concept, it is all the same.

I am far from a unique entity, as well.

Preparation is always key.

[ NOPE not magically inclined in the least. ]

You can't kill Luki and Noki.

Not here, most likely.

Legion and I are unable to properly synchronize, and it would be foolish to not provide you with an advantage. [The tattoos recede.]

However, I could certainly cause problems.

But we got it off! See? We did it!