(no subject)

[principals]

Who: Anyone
When: Day 1, evening
Where: Anywhere
What: MINGLE

[Okay but WHY ARE THE SPRINKLERS ON in the foyer and all along the central corridors?]

[They're just ... going to keep going. And going. And going, for just over half an hour, until there are some nice puddles all over the floors.]

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[pronounced]

[ Hello fellow instructor. She has no idea what any of this stuff is either. ]

I'm not sure myself.

[carnatious]

This has gotta stop.

[ HOW DO I MAKE THIS STOP. ]

[pronounced]

Then stop it.

[ IDK MAN... ]

[carnatious]

How?!

C'mon, lady! Help me figure this out.

[pronounced]

I'm not familiar with these things.

It was already on when I got here.

[carnatious]

Is it alive? What if we stab it?

[ Circling this strange ... thing ... ]

[pronounced]

[ Eyeing it from a comfortable distance. ]

It is speaking to us.

[carnatious]

About freakin' pants.

[ Oh, here's a cable. Prodding it with her boot. ]

[pronounced]

I think it may be the name to the yellow thing inside of it.

[ cocking her head to one side as she sees a pink thing start speaking to it. ]

Do you think it ate those things?