schoolisin | (no subject)

Who: Anybody.
When: Day 2, Noon.
Where: Anywhere.
What:

[How are you occupying your time between rounds?]

[ pulling ur ears ]

[BUT WHY]

Dash—! Cut it out!

[ PUUUUUUUUUUULLS ]

This is what y'get for not bein' on a team with me!

[SMACKS AT]

It isn't as though I got a choice!

Don't care!

[ PULLS HIS CHEEKS INSTEAD ]

Been eatin' okay? You're a lousy hunter.

[HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER YOUR MOTHERING IF YOU PULL ON MY FACE]

Oww—quit it, Dash!

[ STOPS. ]

[ But this expectant look says GET TALKIN' ]

. . . what?

[nope]

[ okay, pulling on your ears again it is ]

C'mon! It ain't that hard of a question to answer. Have you been eatin' well or not?

[grabbing her wrists before she can do that thANK YOU]

I've been eating enough.

[translation: no]

[ WELL OKAY ]

[ uses wind magic to fluff up his hair instead ]

Lizardshit!

[ . . . he flattens his hair back down]

[ which means he has to let go of at least one wrist ]

[ TICKLE TIME ]

—no don't—!

[SHIT TRYING TO GRAB THAT WRIST]

[ you lost your chance when you let go, bro ]

[ enjoy this tickle torture ]

[you are the worst why would you do this in the midst of a game like this!!]

[ why WOULDN'T i do this in the middle of a game ]

[. . . :|

When he gets the chance, he's shoving her away]

[ what if i feel like sitting on u tho ]

[THE ANSWER IS NO]

[ SITS ON ]

So, uh, where were we?

. . . you were going to stop rough-housing with me, I think. Get off.

Nah. I'm comfy.

You're kinda bony, though, kiddo. Y'should work on that.

One, don't call me kiddo.

Two, you said it yourself - I'm bad at hunting. So I eat what I can. Stop nagging me.

A'ight, Dad it is.

An' I ain't gonna stop naggin' 'til I know you're eatin' solid meals, damnit.

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