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Who: Anyone
When: Day 1, evening
Where: Anywhere
What: MINGLE

[Okay but WHY ARE THE SPRINKLERS ON in the foyer and all along the central corridors?]

[They're just ... going to keep going. And going. And going, for just over half an hour, until there are some nice puddles all over the floors.]

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Noki and Luki are pros!

Then we go somewhere secluded. Like professionals.

As I said, there should not be anyone around my dormitory, plus there is equipment there to ensure it does not become infected.

Agreed?

. . . . . well. . .

I guess it doesn't matter where we do it, right Noki?

. . well I guess not.

This way, then. I recommend over a sink in order to ensure the blood is not noticed. Eventually my team will notice I am down a finger, but they would at least not be able to tell when or where it occurred. A perfect crime.

[Leading the way to math~]

[ . . . follows. . . . ]

You're weird, big sis.

Really really weird.

[ grabbing onto luki's hand. ]

I have experience in matters such as this, and must insist that if a job be done to me that it be done well.

It is an order, after all, yes?

Uh huh. But we do it well! We do our jobs well!

We always do our jobs well! We're pros!

Ahh.

I recommend having a backup plan for after the killing and maiming becomes old hat. It was boring for me after a while.

[INTO THE MATHDORM also hey grabbing my medkit and heading over to the sink.]

Do you have a preference for which hand or finger?

Backup plan?

[ you. you say such weird things big sis ]

We don't need that.

[ releasing luki's hand to go and--grab onto one of belt's index fingers. ]

I want this one.

If you say so... Ahh--an important one, at that.

Very well. [Holding it over the sink.]

I shall try not to jerk around too much. It is key to avoiding damage.

Ooookay!

[ AT LAST TO THE FUN THING.

luki produces a two-person saw, usually used to cut big things like lumber. where did she get that from? where was she hiding it? who actually knows. ]

Now, answer our question!

How many fingers do you have, big sis?

Ten, obviously.

[BRACING. HERSELF. QUIETLY.]

Yayyy! Big sis got it right!

[ posing the saw over zaniah's finger, grabbing onto one end and letting noki grab the other ]

Edited 2014-09-05 04:23 (UTC)

[ grabbing onto the other end! and pressing the blade down right above macaron's knuckle. ]

And what's ten minus--[ pulling the blade back, to saw at the finger. ]--one, again?

Edited 2014-09-05 04:22 (UTC)

[YEAH THAT IS THE PAIN OF A FINGER GETTING SAWED ON.]

[GRITTING HER TEETH AND... actually staying mostly quiet.]

Nine..!

Ding ding ding diiiiing!!

[ yanks the blade back, as if they were playing a fierce game of tug-o-war - she puts her entire weight on her handle even, pulling it down as well as across the finger ]

You got it riiiight!

Edited 2014-09-05 04:26 (UTC)

[ when noki pulls on the saw, it's only slightly more gentle--because she's still holding onto the finger itself, making sure it won't drop when it comes loose. ]

Wow big sis, you're really good at math!

Thank... You...

[The voice is harsher on Luki's drags--and it's notable that her bones are weaker than what you'd expect from most people!]

[ow. ow. ow.]

[ when the finger disconnects noki--looks down at it for a second, before raising it up over her head. ]

I got it, Luki!

Very good... [Okay this pain is fine I CAN FOCUS PAST THIS OKAY.]

Now then, would you kindly fetch me the gauze from there? [pointing at a medical kit.]