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[principals]

Who: All y'all
When: Day 1 – Morning
Where: Everywhere
What: School is in

[Somewhere, a bell begins to ring. You may know the type—obnoxious and loud, signalling the start of a brand new day of lectures and learning. Rise and shine, lovelies; wakey wakey eggs and bakey! And with that, just as the toll falls silent, you hear the sound you may have been waiting for: the click of a lock.

You're free to explore.]

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[repaircosts]

[ Well, first thing first, at the very least he's now fully dressed in his uniform (and it certainly doesn't suit him, what with that lack of customization, but pink's an okay color). He's calmed down, certainly, but he's been tense and on edge pretty much ever since he woke up in his room — and so when he hears the click of the lock, he's all too eager to get out of Art's dorm and start exploring, possibly looking for people he might know.

But "calmed down" doesn't mean he's in much of a better mood, really. ]

If I get my hands on the asshole responsible for this I'm gonna rearrange his fucking face.

[lionrogue]

I got dibs on face arrangin'.

[repaircosts]

No fucking way in hell. Hey, I've got nothin' against beating the shit out of him together, but I ain't gonna let anyone take care of it first. Together or nothing.

[lionrogue]

Welcome t'the gang, then.

[repaircosts]

Heh. It's a pleasure, name's Josuke.

[lionrogue]

Sette Frummagem, Queen of Rogues an' th' Sharteshane Frummagems, Most Favourited of Fat Yerta.

[repaircosts]

[ raising a eyebrow at that, mostly because what is with people and names in here ]

... That's a pretty fancy-ass introduction.

[footwork]

[ 'rearrange his fucking face'-- sounds like someone that would be great for his... alliance?? with Kanata? It was a thing. ]

Did he steal all your bathtubs too?

[repaircosts]

—We got no bathtubs? I haven't really checked that stuff.

[footwork]

Yeah, yeah! This guy back in the room, he was looking for a secret food stash in the tub... but there was no tub!!

[repaircosts]

[ Okay, that sounds like a tragedy all right — he'll give him that. But most importantly ... ]

Why the hell would you go look for food in a tub, wouldn't it get gross in there anyway?

[footwork]

Right? That's what I thought too, but he was saying something about the temperature, since apparently trap doors under the couches don't make sense.

[repaircosts]

Dude, a trap door under a couch would be a hell of a lot more plausible. The couch would hide it and stuff, yeah? That or a carpet. A tub's just in plain sight.

[soldieronwards]

Get in line, kid.

[this actually looks like an astonishingly ordinary adult man, with exceptionally boring hair compared to Josuke]

[repaircosts]

[ your hairstyle is so not great. And his first instinct is to say "yeah get in my way and I'll rearrange yours too", but it is an adult he's dealing with, and he should perhaps be respectful. maybe. ]

Hah, no, I don't think so. You wanna a piece for yourself, you can beat the shit out of him together with me. I ain't gonna be greedy, but I sure as hell ain't gonna get in line either.

[ Not that he thinks the joke was any serious, but being called kid like that rubs him the wrong way, and it's obvious ]

[soldieronwards]

[brows lift!]

Hey, how do you know it's a guy?

We could be dealing with a lady villain here.

[repaircosts]

Point. Fine, we can be beating the shit out of her instead then. I don't really give a shit if they're a woman or a man or a fucking crocodile.

[ although he makes a face at the last part, because reptiles ]

—you can get the first punch if it's a crocodile.

[soldieronwards]

I'll keep that in mind and hope for a crocodile.

You're just as clueless about all of this as I am, aren't you?

[repaircosts]

Pretty sure if we meet someone here who's got a clue about what the fuck is going on, then it's the time to break out the punches. That'd be way too suspicious.

... you got any kinda talk with your teammates? About this whole shit?

[writewhatyouknow]

[ that's an uncannily familiar voice, and Rohan in his science uniform... stops and stares for a moment. it's definitely Josuke but when did Josuke suddenly look like a teenager again?

that is intriguing. ]

Higashikata Josuke. I didn't think I'd see you here.

[ with a certain air of distaste. ]

[repaircosts]

[ he knows that irritating voice. And as soon as he realizes that yeah, it's Rohan all right, he looks a mix of irritated and genuinely concerned ]

What the fuck are you doing here.

[writewhatyouknow]

I could ask you the same question! And how old are you?

[ it probably seems like a very off topic question to Josuke but it's very important to Rohan he figures out what's up with this. ]

[repaircosts]

Are you fucking messing around with me? You know how old I am, I'm sixteen, asshole!

[writewhatyouknow]

And I'm twenty-seven, so how do you explain that?

[repaircosts]

[ honestly does not remember Rohan's exact age, but that sounds off ]

Look, I have no clue what the hell is going on, and that's a bit of a more pressing fucking matter here. Listen to me for a sec here, what have your teammates told you?