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Who: Anyone
When: Day 1, evening
Where: Anywhere
What: MINGLE

[Okay but WHY ARE THE SPRINKLERS ON in the foyer and all along the central corridors?]

[They're just ... going to keep going. And going. And going, for just over half an hour, until there are some nice puddles all over the floors.]

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[Sigh. You kids.]

Very well then.

Nine.

[ yes good. ]

How many fingers does big sis have?

[Aha.]

I respectfully decline to answer until we have returned to my dormitory. I believe I know the punchline to this joke, and would prefer waiting to answer until I am near a supply of gauze.

But that's boring. . .

Luki and Noki are instructing by the rules!

Right Luki?

If I understand correctly you are to take a finger. Ergo, I am within my rights to request that we do it somewhere that the blood loss may be treated prior to beginning the procedure.

Also, only an imbecile would cut off a part of a person in a corridor where anyone may hear the screaming.

. . . .

I dunno about that. . .

[ looks over to her sister ]

Noki?

[ looks back to luki. ]

It's kinda fun when people hear the screaming, isn't it?

[But what if she just tries to bap you both on the head with a soft karate chop like a mom does to a kid.]

Do you think the two of you could handle the combined might of an unknown number of possible combatants? Stealth is an important part of things such as this.

[ . . . . ??? ]

[ ????????????????? ]

Well - duh!

[ ?!??! ]

Noki and Luki are pros!

Then we go somewhere secluded. Like professionals.

As I said, there should not be anyone around my dormitory, plus there is equipment there to ensure it does not become infected.

Agreed?

. . . . . well. . .

I guess it doesn't matter where we do it, right Noki?

. . well I guess not.

This way, then. I recommend over a sink in order to ensure the blood is not noticed. Eventually my team will notice I am down a finger, but they would at least not be able to tell when or where it occurred. A perfect crime.

[Leading the way to math~]

[ . . . follows. . . . ]

You're weird, big sis.

Really really weird.

[ grabbing onto luki's hand. ]

I have experience in matters such as this, and must insist that if a job be done to me that it be done well.

It is an order, after all, yes?

Uh huh. But we do it well! We do our jobs well!

We always do our jobs well! We're pros!

Ahh.

I recommend having a backup plan for after the killing and maiming becomes old hat. It was boring for me after a while.

[INTO THE MATHDORM also hey grabbing my medkit and heading over to the sink.]

Do you have a preference for which hand or finger?

Backup plan?

[ you. you say such weird things big sis ]

We don't need that.

[ releasing luki's hand to go and--grab onto one of belt's index fingers. ]

I want this one.

If you say so... Ahh--an important one, at that.

Very well. [Holding it over the sink.]

I shall try not to jerk around too much. It is key to avoiding damage.

Ooookay!

[ AT LAST TO THE FUN THING.

luki produces a two-person saw, usually used to cut big things like lumber. where did she get that from? where was she hiding it? who actually knows. ]

Now, answer our question!