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Who: Anyone
When: Day 1, evening
Where: Anywhere
What: MINGLE

[Okay but WHY ARE THE SPRINKLERS ON in the foyer and all along the central corridors?]

[They're just ... going to keep going. And going. And going, for just over half an hour, until there are some nice puddles all over the floors.]

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A lesson, and a game...

[Her hand moves to adjust her scarf--which is missing, so it clutches at nothing.]

I must ask the rules, of course, but outside of that I have no real issue playing with you.

Let's play "math", big sis!

What's 10 minus 1?

...is this a game or a threat? You stated there was a 'lesson,' and judging by the state of this place I assume you are here for a reason. If there is something you are required to do you need only name it.

But that's bo~ring, big sis!

Boooo~ring! You're supposed to answer the question!!

[Sigh. You kids.]

Very well then.

Nine.

[ yes good. ]

How many fingers does big sis have?

[Aha.]

I respectfully decline to answer until we have returned to my dormitory. I believe I know the punchline to this joke, and would prefer waiting to answer until I am near a supply of gauze.

But that's boring. . .

Luki and Noki are instructing by the rules!

Right Luki?

If I understand correctly you are to take a finger. Ergo, I am within my rights to request that we do it somewhere that the blood loss may be treated prior to beginning the procedure.

Also, only an imbecile would cut off a part of a person in a corridor where anyone may hear the screaming.

. . . .

I dunno about that. . .

[ looks over to her sister ]

Noki?

[ looks back to luki. ]

It's kinda fun when people hear the screaming, isn't it?

[But what if she just tries to bap you both on the head with a soft karate chop like a mom does to a kid.]

Do you think the two of you could handle the combined might of an unknown number of possible combatants? Stealth is an important part of things such as this.

[ . . . . ??? ]

[ ????????????????? ]

Well - duh!

[ ?!??! ]

Noki and Luki are pros!

Then we go somewhere secluded. Like professionals.

As I said, there should not be anyone around my dormitory, plus there is equipment there to ensure it does not become infected.

Agreed?

. . . . . well. . .

I guess it doesn't matter where we do it, right Noki?

. . well I guess not.

This way, then. I recommend over a sink in order to ensure the blood is not noticed. Eventually my team will notice I am down a finger, but they would at least not be able to tell when or where it occurred. A perfect crime.

[Leading the way to math~]

[ . . . follows. . . . ]

You're weird, big sis.

Really really weird.

[ grabbing onto luki's hand. ]

I have experience in matters such as this, and must insist that if a job be done to me that it be done well.

It is an order, after all, yes?

Uh huh. But we do it well! We do our jobs well!